What's up with Michael Moore?

	*A lifetime inferiority complex stemming from chronic obesity motivates him to slander others*
	*Enjoys making stuff up*
	*Small penis*
	*Brain overheated due to overinsulatino of great gobby chunks of fat*
	*Liked the control farting in an elevator gave him.*
	*His popularity in France, espescially after it was discovered he didn't shower for five days before accepting the Palm d'Or.*
	*blood pressure and gravy content*
	*not his breasts, that's for sure*
	*Popularity*
	*death of childhood pet obviously part of right wing conspiracy*
	*droped on his head as a baby, repeatly.*
	*his bank account*
	*He is Soo American that you cannot take it!*
	k?